Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A wond-a-ful day in da neigh-ba-hood.....

Mis-ta Pres-a-dent, can you say, radical Islamic terrorist? Dats what Mr. Robinson would say. And he would get lots of laughs from all da boys and girls. Welcome to Mis-ta Robinson's neigh-ba-hood.

But, unlike that Mis-ta Robinson's neigh-ba-hood,  the punchline these days ain't so funny - it stinks. And, just when you think it can't get any worse, the awful reality of what we are facing just hits you like the smell of a putrid, rotting carcass on a hot summer day. Try as you may to ignore it, or avoid it, the smell of this putrid carcass just keeps getting worse and will continue to do so until it is either hauled off and buried or until nature runs it course. Since our political system doesn't allow for the former until 2012, it looks like we're just going to have to hold our noses until the rotting carcass of Mr. Obamination's neighb-a-hood  has run it's course. Let's all just hope we don't all contract typhus from it.

It is possible, however,  and becoming more likely every day that this stinker of a Presidency and it's Democrat bootlickers in Congress might just bury itself. It appears quite capable of doing just that. Barely a day goes by that there isn't another shovel full of dirt that gets heaved onto that rotting political carcass in the form of another mistake in judgement, gaff, or admitted ignorance, or just plain old Democrat hypocrisy reeking of putrid irony.

And this day was no different. The President, (and I used the term loosely), did again what he does best. He took out a few pens and signed another law. Glory hallelujah! Praise be to the great Messiah. He got up, had his morning coffee, admired his image in the toilet bowl and gave away some more of the nation's wealth that we didn't have. So, what's new about that? What's a few more millions or billions when our debt is $13 trillion? Hell, we're so far in debt we'll never be able to pay it off, so why not just party down, bro?!! Grab another brewsky out da fridge and kick back. Have a damn summit, man. Yeah, spread dat wealth!

And, like all the other days when he was giving away money we don't have for shit we don't need, the media made a big deal out of it. Except they didn't explain it quite the way they should have, in terms of adding more debt.  OH, NO. They made it look like he was doing something wonderful, as usual. He said this new law, “puts us clearly on the side of journalistic freedom,”.

Well, hot damn! That is just what we needed, isn't it? After all, who reads the Constitution and Bill of Rights anymore anyhow, right?  Eh....psssst.... didn't we already kinda sorta do this with the 1st Amendment... something about freedom of the press?

Apparently, some maggot deep in the bowels of this decaying carcass of an Administration decided the State Department doesn't have enough to do trying to keep turd world countries like Iran from building a nuclear bomb and putting terrorists on the no-fly list. No, they need to be keeping tabs on all the other countries of the world so they don't violate journalistic freedom....in the name of human rights. Yeah, let's not worry about those no-fly lists and expired visas, lets spend more of our time protecting those Al Jazeera reporters running around picking up the latest video tape release of 'Bin Laden Does Manhattan'.

But, here comes the irony. The name of this new law we didn't need is the "Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act".  Yeah, Pearl, as you will recall, was that guy who got his head ceremoniously removed to the peaceful chants of Allah Akbar by a bunch of radical Islamic terrorists - the same radical Islamic terrorists that the Obama administration refuses to call radical Islamic terrorists, even when it is clearly obvious to every man, woman and child on the face of mommy earth, outside the Obama Administration, that they are, in fact, radical Islamic terrorists.

I am willing to bet my entire life savings that the 'Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act' does not contain the phrase, "radical Islamic terrorists".  Any takers?

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