Carnac the Magnificent Returns!

Answer: Profiling, unconstitutional and it's written by white racist Republicans.

Question: Name 3 things you don't like about the Arizona immigration law.

We may have lost Johnny to the great Improv in the sky, may he rest in peace, but it's really reassuring to know that Carnac is still walking among us! Yes he is, and doing his act brilliantly and with such clairvoyance that he can determine even without having read it, that a piece of legislation is going to result in racial profiling and is unconstitutional. Well, hell! What do we need the Supreme Court for anyway? Just let Carnac the Magnificent Holder put the “hermetically sealed” bill up to the side of his head and he can tell us everything that is in it and also what it will lead to..... before a single word of it has even gone into effect!

Wow! What brilliant minds we have working for us in the magnificent Obama Administration! Now, if we can just get Mr. Carnac to use some of that clairvoyance of his on the war on terror. He and everyone else in the Administration has decided not to "jump to any conclusions" about the rather obvious connection of radical Islam to all the terrorism going on for the last 50 years. Let’s just ask him to hold the case files of all the terrorist acts committed or attempted to date up to his head and see if he can figure out if radical Islam has anything at all to do with them.

Answer: Ties to radical Islam

Question: What is common to almost every terrorist act committed in the last 50 years?

Can ya try that one, Mr. Holder? I think a child could figure it out, or even a rookie cop, so it shouldn’t be too hard for the Nation’s top law enforcement official like you.