We don't need no stinkin' judges.....

But how about a nice fat, ugly closet lesbo? Now, there's a choice for ya, Obama. Just what the country needs on the US Supreme Court...FOR LIFE!
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/elena_kagan_lesbian_rumor_smear_neither_smear_nor_rumor/

Kinda looks like that's his choice, though. Elena Kagan. Yep, a professional student and law professor who has never actually been a real judge herself, but she did play one at Harvard a few times. Her credentials, you ask, to be appointed for life to the nation's highest court?.... Well,.... she's got a lesbian partner and eh.... well, she taught law a LOT... but, hasn't really actually practiced law very much.....or, been an actual judge of any kind, but hey, there's all these vicious rumors out there, (we don't know where they came from...white house),  that she's a closet lesbo. ....OK, that's enough for the Obama administration! Heck yeah! After all, he hasn't really been keeping his promises to that part of his base so far. He needs to shore up the base, ya know. It's time to get all those gaylesbiantransgendercrossdressing perverts back in the tent.

Sure, why not? After all, as the dean of Harvard law school she BANNED THE MILITARY from recruiting on the sacred campus because of their don't-ask-don't-drop-the-soap policy on homos. She's obviously a bona fide LIBERAL and that's enough to become a Supreme Court Justice in Obama's esteemed opinion. Oh yeah, and she did work for the Clinton administration, so heck, she's a shoe-in.

Well, it was enough of a resume for Obama to appoint her to be his Solicitor General, so why not a Supreme Court justice? She did clerk for one once. The little tiny fact that she never actually donned the black robe herself is just insignificant. Who cares about little stuff like that, eh? She did don a white toga a few times in college, most likely. And OH, I bet she looked delicious, don't you?

And who knows, maybe she'll win a Nobel Peace Prize next year for all her brave work to keep the military from recruiting on her campus, or just for having never been a judge but simply because she's always wanted to be one. And we know that's what reeeally matters. It's what's in your heart, and maybe what's on your nose but not what's on your resume.

Ya know, the best part of having Obama as our president is that we get to see just what kind of folks are out there, running our law schools, deciding our laws, in charge of our military, creeping around the back halls of congress and our national security agencies. Ain't it grand?